Top 10 Ways To Scratch And Ding Your Watch

10. Juggling pipe wrenches while blindfolded.

9. Searching for a bolt in a bucket of screws by feel.

8. Waving your arm out the window of a moving car during a sandstorm.

7. Making gravel castles in the beach parking lot.

6. Tossing and turning all night on a bed of nails.

5. Armwrestling “The Thing”.

4. Doing somersaults in an abandoned quarry.

3. Bodysurfing an avalanche.

2. Playing pin the tail on the scrap metal donkey.

1. Grating cheese in a roomful of naked women.